Omg I’m watching this. Why? Totally outing myself, but who cares? My cousin’s boyfriend is IN IT. He is in this lifetime biopic. I always wondered who was in these things. Now I know. People’s cousin’s boyfriends.

I’d like to start a gofundme campaign to raise money for daily full page ads in the NY Times and WaPo that simply state:

I’m happy for her. Hope she’s doing well health-wise and I will tune in because she’s in it.

I’m conflicted.

I have two Sonja Morgan/Sex in the City’ish friends and I bought them both really cute condom compacts that come with a mirror inside just in case they need a quick touchup before a roll in the hay, although I suspect they’re actually just doing duck lips instead. LOL

I think this is like that Bible story where King David sends the general off to fight, knowing he will die, so he can have the general’s wife for himself.

A local foster agency can help you get certified to foster teenagers and to do emergency foster care. In my area there is a non-profit specifically focused on LQBTQ fostering, and if something similar exists where you are, they can be your gatekeepers and ensure you don’t get swamped with requests from CPS that are…

Yep. I deal with that, too. White people trying to explain to me how racism doesn’t exist.

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

I have always found Casey to be the more attractive Affleck.

There. It’s out now.

If you’re going to side-eye every unhealthy relationship you encounter, you’ll strain your optic muscles and get a permanent squint, because they are the rule rather than the exception, I’m afraid.

He negged her. Like it’s not bad enough he boned a 19 yo.

You think we’ll all get dumber listening to Trump speak the next four years?

I’m from Ireland, and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years. This website and it’s commenters have given me more of an education than my actual degree did. I read every single article and discussion leading up to the election and I was with you all this week while you hoped and cried and despaired and swore. I read…

If it were me, the caption would read, “Hillary Clinton forced to console sobbing woman who tried to tell her ‘thank you’ but couldn’t manage the two-word utterance.”

Anyone else been ill all day? I feel like I have a combination of mono, being left at the altar, and kicked in the groin. Exercise helped. And I’m super proud of myself for only eating ONE pint of Ben and Jerry’s vegan Chunky Monkey.

I’m going to have to get mine replaced in 2019. Still am not sure if I’m going to be able to do that then, but at least I’ve got a few years to worry about it.