My dad took me and my brother to see There’s Something About Mary in the theater. I was maybe 15? AKA old enough to be mortified, but not old enough to actually get all the jokes.

On one hand, thank god they say this kind of stuff early on so that no time is wasted.

Aw, shucks

NO

Yay for good roads, at least!?

This week she walked out of a date after 15 minutes because the guy said white male privilege doesn’t exist, so I have hope for the future.

I lived in Texas for 5 years, land of no state income taxes, and the roads are fucking terrible.

Holy crap that’s a lot of money. Sorry your friend turned into a jerk :(

I had the same conversation!

They sure do. But she never would have brought herself to vote Republican, she was just salty after tax season.

She’s...let’s say, very frugal with her money. But she’s also in mental health field, and like, you can’t have government programs to help people without the tax revenue to pay for them!

Since my best friend moved up in tax brackets with her current job, she was flirting with the whole fiscal conservative/social liberal thing. All of us basically told her to stop being an asshole and she snapped out of it.

Me too. Although watching that episode of You’re The Worst gave me a slight complex about it, this survey made me feel not so gross. I have horrible razor burn right now though, and now I’m thinking it’s because I don’t do proper exfoliating enough since I ignore my legs in the shower except to shave.

I’ll go up to $30, but it has to be band merch bought at the actual concert.

It’s kind of a big part when people are used to a private jet being actually private, and not having witnesses report what they see

And how great it was that he donated all that money!

The other part is a ton of yes-men

I understand that, but he has been over it for quite a while, yeah? And it’s never a one-off. He complained that his first marriage made him smoke too much weed.