The lack of Turtle Time gives me the sadz. Needz moar pinot grigio!

I’m taking a second go ‘round on the baggy pants and flannels now that I’m in my mid-30s! Of course, baggy pants now (aka boyfriend jeans) have nothing on the baggy pants of yore.

It was SO bad. I’m whole hog into 90's fashion revival, but the early 2000's? Nah. I really can’t deal with denim skirts again.

I did it. I admit. I cut off the top of my jeans.

Coyote Ugly last night and now early aughts Mariah! My college era wardrobe is following me like the Ghost of Whale-Tales Past.

Dork besties!

We would have been dork best friends

Like....in class?? Because that sounds awesome.

Oh man, I’ll probably lose all credibility if I explain....

Thank you!! I’m feeling very validated right now.

Yes! And the current Southern Queen of Drunk Shade, Reese Witherspoon, must also be involved.

I approve! Is there an extra-shady way to say “We’re praying for you” too??

Could you IMAGINE the drunk shade Martha would be throwing?? If she was Southern, I think “bless her heart” would be said A LOT.

I ended up with one I really loved! Thanks!

The idea of Peelander-Z with the Halftime Show budget is intruiging. I back it.

As a young bartender with an affinity for midriff tops in the early aughts, I will forever love Piper Perabo. Embarrassing anecdote: I used Coyote Ugly in a college essay about race in film. The professor noted “interesting choice,” and I got a 98.

My town’s housing prices are going up so fast that the grade school registrations are going down. Locals are just straight up getting priced out.

I have an S curve and did have to wear a brace for a couple years. It made being a tween even more super fun! The trend of racer-back style tank tops have really cramped my style lately, and trying to find a wedding dress I didn’t look deformed in was a struggle for sure. The haircut thing!! It’s so true,…

Hmmm must plan...