I suspect the attorney put her up to it. The attorney made a comment that he had to persuade Ms. Walker to go along with his lawsuit. Being a 16 year old, you can’t really fault her for being taken advantage of by a trained litigator.

That tree there, who planted it, who thought it was good idea to put a tree next to a road ? That person is responsible for the death of Sir Paul Walker.

Yeah, I hope a judge dismisses this case in one second. It’s not like the Porsche made the driver go 40+ over the speed limit. And any vehicle going that speed hitting an object will look like a crumpled soda can.

If friends can’t talk about those things, they’re not really friends.

This is a top-tier white guy response to a racism joke.

Just to make sure there’s no intracranial inflammation, many times patients are almost entirely submerged in cool fluid. In Piscotty’s case—hot coffee.

This is not the time for Cardinal Way jokes.

ASSEMBLE THE ENORMOUS CATAPULT!

OH COME ON

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.