The process of removal is long and painful.

I have to admit that watching the video of that nurse getting vaccinated made me more emotional than I expected. It’s the first time I’ve felt remotely hopeful about any of this since Biden’s election.

My wife sleeps with a CPAP machine that leaks and I get run out nearly every night. I’d much rather sleep by myself.

*Raises hand* I am not a heavy sleeper. Sleeping alone means less interruption from intrusive elbows, snoring or spouse’s occasional restlessness. Sometimes I sleep on the couch and it is by far the best sleep I get. I notice that spouse spreads out like a starfish when we’re not co-sleeping so I presume that he is…

The man rigged an election and still lost. That is what is making him mad. Black voters in Democratic strongholds out thought, out organized & out worked him & his collection of thugs & scumnbags and that is what is driving his fat ass crazy. Fuck him, his ugly wife, his deformed kids (all of them Barron too), his…

I’m sitting here thinking if he wins again, I don’t know if I can go back to my job working among his kind. Hell, I don’t know if I can leave the house.

Honestly? I can’t imagine a reality where “too many nachos” is a conceivable problem.

What did you do with the nachos? Besides glory in Nacho Paradise?

Yeah, Italy just quarantined itself to make Trump look bad. Sure.

*fingers crossed*

I had to laugh at the Monical’s dig. I live deep in Monical’s country, and my entire family dips their squares of pizza in the stuff.

I had to laugh at the Monical’s dig. I live deep in Monical’s country, and my entire family dips their squares of…

The only good sauce on this list is the Monical’s “French.” (No one calls it Sweet & Tart) Never expected to see it on a list. It actually is used to dip your pizza in and is great. And takes pizza rolls to a whole other level.

The only good sauce on this list is the Monical’s “French.” (No one calls it Sweet & Tart) Never expected to see it…

I’m sorry we attacked you. Can we buy you a Gas Station Pizza?

I’m sorry we attacked you. Can we buy you a Gas Station Pizza?

I drink at least $15 of shit coffee per month that I have to make myself. I’d be willing to pay more for essentially unlimited quantities of more convenient better coffee

It’s a good deal and also seems like a solid business move.  The marginal cost of a cup of coffee is peanuts and getting people in the door for coffee is definitely going to translate to them grabbing stuff to eat.  

Right? Especially when you know it’s really a Chevy Tahoe underneath.

There is nothing frugal about buying a 2020 Escalade at any price. My god, I can’t understand paying these kinds of prices for a new vehicle. 

The cooking spray one is a good hack, but pretty common. The tarp is a good idea, but I think that it would only work with so little snow as to not make a difference. Anything over 3-4" and you are trying to drag off hundreds of pounds of snow, not really a ‘shake it off’ sort of thing.

The gloves, socks, and bags…

If a retail person is openly judging me, I’m spending my money someplace else.