This is what happened to me.. Decided I needed to work out, went to Orange Theory Fitness.. Loved it for 6 months and was making progress.. Noticed my knee and shoulder were causing a lot of pain.. Went to my doctor who told me to immediately STOP doing Orange Theory fitness.. basically saying that a LOT of the moves…

I live in a neighborhood full of 1940s Austin stone homes with amazing character. It’s so depressing that every time one goes up for sale, they are flipped, and ruined. They take out the beautiful interior archways for the “open plan”and then put in a shitload of tacky vinyl windows.(removing the amazing original…

Zoey Deutch is by far my vote for best dressed of the night.. She looks amazing!

But like.. why “Death to America” and not I dunno “Death to Australia” or “Death to Argentina” and the answer is that America is the source of a LOT of problems in the middle-east. We created this.

Public school employees salaries are public information, and she COULD submit a FOIA for the salary data, but alas she didn’t because it’s all in her mind, and she’s just another racist.

No lies detected.

When I worked for Bank of America in a call center we had to set our phones to “not ready” when we went to the bathroom. I’ll never forget when my boss opened the bathroom door and was like “Are you in here, you’ve been on Not Ready for 3 minutes.” I was like god-damn I’m pooping.

Pretty sure it’s Malaysia. 100 Plus Oren is the dead give away.

I have a counterdepth fridge so the long soda boxes don’t fit in it. You have to individually transfer the cans on to the shelf.

Just another Victoria secret model.

So they are just F•R•I•E•N•D•S, no one told me it was gonna be this way..

I’ve managed to generate $28.56 for the Dallas Resource Center.. but over the course of like 5 years.. Hopefully every little bit adds up tho.

I just put an open, empty amazon box under the tree. She gets distracted by the box and forgets about the tree.

Same, I feed my cat on the countertop so my dogs can’t get to her food.. I do however only put unpackaged food on a cutting board, and I wash my countertops and such with 409 so I’m not worried about it.. It’s not like she’s up there while I’m cooking.

I use TVP instead of breadcrumbs and it works even better. Take son all the flavor.

I’ll give Popeyes a free pass when they first launched the sandwich, but this is the second go-around and there is no excuse. Hire the staff needed, charge $2 more for each sandwich if you need to help cover the extra cost if you need to. FFS, treat your employees with some dignity. 

Dallas - Boulevardier has hands down the best brunch.

Newer? Most of these cars are already 10 years old. You’re going to end up dropping $6k every 3-4 years as these cars age out of the reliable category. It’d be cheaper in the long run to buy a car 4-5 years old for more, and know you can safely get 10 years out of it if you needed to.

Lane’O Lakes is the BEST butter,  I keep it in a butter bell and it’s perfectly spreadable.

It’s a fact that when you drink milk straight from the jug it actually tastes better too.