They all are important. You don’t have to pick just one.

Wait, which is it? Are they taking your jobs, or freeloading off the tax payer?

I dunno the 260,000 visitors to the monument each year for starters.

... a cactus that the State of Arizona has determined to be so important that if you’re caught destroying one you face up to 20 years in prison.

The Texas State Fair always has hot tubs on display, but they don’t actually let people get in them. They are on display for sale. The article says people most likely got it from airborne water vapor, not getting in it.

Yeah, we really haven’t been “Lulled asleep” we just literally can’t do anything to stop it.

As do emergency poops..

I’ve been waiting for Hulu to make season 5 available so I can catch up. Realized today that they DO have it available on Hulu Live, so I started my 1 week free trial today. Guess I have a busy weekend ahead of me! What’s 8 hours of Steven Universe among friends.

These people who want a smaller screen are apparently still using their phones for things like texting and calling.. but seriously who still calls people? 

I’ve had bad luck with this scale.. I’m on my 3rd attempt and after about a year it gives up and stops working.

I’ve had bad luck with this scale.. I’m on my 3rd attempt and after about a year it gives up and stops working.

This was hard to watch..

Wasn’t it last year that Omeprazole was found to cause cancer (generic Prilosec OTC). Sounds to me like all of these acid refulx meds are not so great for the body.

These e-scooters are so ugly... Instead we’ll pave a 20ft wide path through your neighborhood and then park my 3000 lb sled on it directly in front of your house.

It was the hottest/driest September for DFW ever recorded. See the attached article confirming, and also stating we’ve received no measurable amounts of rain. If you did get rain count your blessings.. North Oak Cliff certainly didn’t get it.

In Texas we haven’t seen rain since.... July, and we’re still in the high 90s.. Usually we’ve dropped to the mid 80s and start getting storms this time of year. Seems like EVERYTHING is dying, plant wise.. We’re slowing gonna become more arid I think.. and by Texas I mean Dallas.

Well if they’re anything like my Mom.. she’s like well Jesus is coming back to take me off this planet soon anyways. God gave us this planet and we can use all the resources we want because they are gods gift and he will provide, etc etc etc. you get the point.

This guy must live somewhere where the sanitary workers leave the trash cans up right after they are picked. Ours are always laying on their side, and half the trash is scattered down the road.

Years ago, while watching 127 Hours, the movie shut down mid-run, police flooded the theater, started looking under all the seats, told us not to move, etc.. 10 minutes later the movie resumed... Come to find out a lady was shot in the face in the parking lot, and the guy ran into the theater to hide. Somehow that…

Fun fact.. in 2019 there is a dating app that verified a guys height before he can submit his height.. and I just went to verify this by finding the app, and alas just learned I was gotten by a Tinder April fools joke..