I can’t imagine salary negotiations ever getting to intense that you need to pull out old job descriptions. You should have already sold yourself, and your skills in the interview process.

I need Hulu to finally get Season 5 on the service so I can get caught up before this airs.. Probably won’t happen tho, but I’ve been waiting forever!

30% less Nazi..

Would have been easier to just say.. “since Chick-fil-a’s politics don’t impact me directly, I don’t mind taking my 3 year old there for fries and a sandwich.”

Haha! Rubber Toothpicks is the most accurate description of these!

Dang it! I got mine on June 15th.. I wonder if it’s worth a call just to see...

At least I can trust that chair will hold my weight, unlike this awful chair I’ve encountered a few too many times.

As a geographer I’m sure he had no idea of the real size and/or location of Greenland. #MercatorProjection

Even before Trump, for as long as I can remember (I’m 40) America has always been “Fuck the world, it’s every man for himself.” We were once the leader of promoting western values, not the world. We were also the leader of forcing anyone different from us into conforming to our values. With that said, Hillary Clinton…

The second I saw these the read Berlin club kid shoes, and that’s exactly what you described. I have no doubt these will do numbers amongst the crowd at Berghain.

Trump is just a clog in the system, it’s a global problem, and national legislation alone isn’t going to change anything. We need global action, and global change. Honestly that’s not gonna happen so it’s really best to just prepare as best we can.

I’m really curious who still actually brings a gift to a wedding in 2019. When we got married in 2012 we got 1 gift and zero cards at the actual wedding, everything else was mailed to our home directly from our registry. 

I just rent them for free at my local library, and then copy them and watch them on Plex.

I don’t need them, but def want them. They are convenient and fun. Full house audio sound system, turn on/off lights in every room easily, adjust your thermostat without having to get up, set kitchen timers, get information, set reminders, alarms, get recipes, play trivia, get told a joke, get read a bedtime story,…

This is true, my husband and I have been chatting randomly before and heard Google kick on thinking we said something.. Then we just stop talking look at each other and wait for the inevitable “I’m sorry, I can’t help with that right now.” and we carry on.

That’s how it’s supposed to work, but that’s not actually how it works. As a contractor for many years I was told what to wear, when to show up, leave, etc. Sure I could complain, but then I’d loose my contract so you deal. I even considered reporting them to the IRS, which you can do for up to 2 years, but it’s not…