Members of the broader Baylor community are shocked—shocked!—and say this was the most hostile environment since folks had to run from dinosaurs.

The 30-inch Zyla

If you have some neurological issue that causes you to not be able to see most of what’s on the site you should probably be asking a doctor what the deal is, no?

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

How long until they start making Uncrustables with this bread?

John Elway up there looks like he’s about to eat the fuckin thing

... I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

Guys who are on reddit jerk off a lot?????

“Welcome to Deadcast! Tim Marchman tells you why he’s unfit for modern society and Drew can only kinda laugh at him because Tim is his boss!”

Seeing as I can only be brought to completion by scorching hot takes, this should be labeled NSFW.

“We’re home.”

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

I think you should take your run-on sentence, shove it up your ass, then throw your nuts in the microwave

No YOU get fucked

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.