Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

You know you fucked up when Chris Webber is incredulous at your critical end-of-game decisions.

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“because they have good readers”

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

Stephen A: Skip, you know I love ya.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

Now just because you feel like a Browns fan is no reason to act like a Colts owner.

I am hopelessly incompetent with neti pots. In my hands, they become an at home self waterboarding kit. All the fun of torture without the imprisonment!

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

Before lowering it down into the pit.

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.