Maybe Killian in The Running man was right, steroids do rot your brain

Everyone ten-year old in the metropolitan area has been rocking that haircut since summer so let’s not just assume it’s Odell here

This is perfect

Actually it was Omar who picked up Dickey and drafted most of the World Series team for that matter

Mother! Tell our children not to walk Adam’s way!

You’re breaking the no Jeopardy posts until after 8 PM rule here!

He’ll have the chance to compare the scorn levels of Hell vs women in about 175 years

One day I’ll get my moment like this...wait, I’m a Mets and Raiders fan. Shit.

Finally some meaningful tailgate sex in January for Buffalo fans

Win one of those and then I’ll consider it a rivalry, and for the record I dislike both teams so no bias here

The real question is was his mom there to wipe his ass for him

So somehow it’s worse than going to division rival Cincy as opposed to a team they have no rivalry with whatsoever

Eric Davis could have told him not to mess with Ray Knight

Ol’ Spiro must be the equivalent of Lord Denothor in the Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit

I’d check the moon tower since some drunk freshman fell off after having one beer and Tim already had four

Talk about hating all things Yankee

Someone took the opening lyrics to Deuce by Kiss way too literally

Some pitchers chose to wear white wristbands to stand with the umps and promptly got tossed for not adhering to non-distracting uniform accessory rules

And this is how Ow! My Balls! became a future network staple

Fifty years ago young Ethel promised to flash her rack but only when Scully retires