From an advanced stats point of view, wouldn’t it be better if Jimmy Butler, Rajon Rondo, and Dwyane Wade were fused together with science so that they weren’t three players but one player and instead of ending in normal human feet, Jimmy Butler’s legs ended in the tops of Rondo and Wade’s skulls so that Rondo and…

Honestly, CBS may have done Mike Carey a favor by sending him home.

We’re like what...three seasons before the entire section on “what is a catch” is just a winkie emoji and “LOL IDK” right?

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

+1 Icelandic slow clap.

I came here to say something to this effect, and I leave satisfied.

Callahan has dropped off offensively, but I’m guessing they were trying to round out their fourth line and PK unit. In that case, Callahan makes more sense than Kessel. However, there are a few other wingers that Kessel should have gotten the nod over. I’m assuming there was some sort of “team chemistry” issue that…

Works for me.

yeah fuck off already

RUFF/HITCHCOCK PART 3: THE RUFFENING

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

I guess that CarFax gig isn’t as comfortable as I thought.

If there is a “right way” to be filthy rich, Cespedes has found it

Hm why would PK Subban be subjected to more negative criticism. Hmmm

Gary Bettman is such a piece of shit.

take note, green salsas always hotter than red...and purple/maroon dont fuck with.

Everyone loves the free market up to the point where the invisible hand starts slapping them around for a change.

I laughed at both comments. Good work, everyone

Et tu, Moute?

Bro, I’ve fought the same guy four times already, and it’s not even game time yet.

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