May he rot in the Seven Hells. Being homeless sucks. That being said, as a server, having to pay out of your own pocket for that ish also sucks. Sometimes you don't have enough tip money or enough money in your bank account to cover it.

I have no doubt! But it's not like children are coming into the bars, racing their pets. Or are they?

Yep! Athlete, did well in school, I've worked cool jobs, working towards another degree....and I'm humble too.

My Mom says that she watched many animals eat each other because of me- I was a huge fan of the Discovery Channel.
I turned out fine.

True story: I worked at a pub where the owner came up with the idea to build a hamster race track. In the pub. Seriously. His idea would be that parents and children would come in with the hamster balls, set them on the track, and say (his words, not mine):
"GO, FUCKER!"
Sadly, this did not come to fruition.

Note: I am a tattoo snob.
This tattoo is a great subject matter, and the artist did a really great job filling up the space. That being said, I think that the tattoo needs more contrast. With different linework, and more black, this tattoo could have been knocked out of the park.
A tattoo artist tattooing me said that…

I prefer using a crossbow to discern whether or not someone can shit gold.
Just my $.02.

THE POUNCE THAT WAS PROMISED WILL SOLVE THE CASE.

POP LOCK IT DROP IT.
Seriously though. Why would you do that?

I'm evil, and will support this.

Ugh. I will never understand.

Disgusting.

The lobster is often pickled, too. Dry and nasty. #Nope

I didn't either. Until I read the horror of this post.

MAKING YOUR OWN LEMONADE??!?!

The party with the spite cake can go to Tartarus.

This brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for sharing this.

I always, ALWAYS tip in cash. Even when I was out of the industry. It makes things a lot easier for many servers.

Manderly Meat pies, coming right up!

You're right. That being said, I will stand by saying that the long-term efficacy is unclear.