Yeah? Well wait until I finally summon R'hllor, kid. NO MORE SNOW DAYS EVER!

OMG. Also GRANT WITH THE RAPTOR CLAW FTW

BUT WILL ANYONE EVER GET TO ENJOY ALEJANDRO'S CHILEAN SEA BASS?!!?

Dr. Ian Malcolm : “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”
Dr. Ellie Sattler: “Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.”"

I said he was doing Jackie Wilson moves too, and bust out singing "Lonely Teardrops!"
Your Dad is clearly a man of discerning taste.

Jonathan Swift, is that you?

THIS.

First, let me acknowledge that being a cheerleader does take hard work and effort. I'm not taking that away from these women.
But, for the record (coming from someone with a sports background) it's not uncommon to get a paltry salary when working for a team in ANY capacity. Also, some teams have no fraternization…

I love the New York Giants even more for not having Cheerleaders. What I don't think a lot of people realize is that many sports positions are low-paying as a rule; you work them simply for a line on your resume. If you saw what I was getting paid, when I was working for one team, you'd probably vomit. I'm not saying…

I used to work for a non-for-profit Medicad provider that did outreach in low-income areas-including healthy eating classes. Do you know how hard it is to actually cook after working one, two, maybe three low-income jobs to support your family? Did Harvard take into account the safety of the neighborhoods these…

Hmm. I have a hard time swallowing this. I've been affectionately called a "mental gold-digger" before, meaning that brains matter to me above all, to a point. I've left a trail of bespectacled, tweed wearing, PhD candidates in my wake...and they haven't been "conventionally attractive." In fact, the only…

I hear you. But some athletes also chase women. It goes both ways. It's unfair to place all of the blame on one gender.

That's not how a Mount Rose Miss American Teen Princess acts!!!

This means Frank Sinatra's ghost will break Woody Allen's knees! *fingerscrossed*

I can't stand Dany's plot line after the third book. She lost the throne due to the right of conquest. Either shit or get off the pot (Essos). I hope she goes to Westeros and realized that she was destined to rule in Essos the entire time.

HE WOULD. As a Giants fan I love the GMen references in the book. But other than that, argh! It's so frustrating as a reader. I expect the ending will be bittersweet, like Sansa sitting on the Iron Throne with everyone she loves dead, or Bran warging into one of Dany's dragons and dying, or something. I doubt that…

I hope that's what happens!

Also, thank you for the compliment! This tattoo is kind of a bittersweet memory for me, the morning after I got it done (and after we had been intimate- it's very hard to get frisky after a monster 6 hour tattoo session when your endorphins have worn out) my ex boyfriend promptly dumped me as I was smeared with oozing…