My finest hour was sneaking a full punnet of strawberries into a movie by stuffing it down my top a few years ago.

Because, unfortunately, nobody has managed to take a picture of Batman looking through The Big Butt Book yet.

Because, unfortunately, nobody has managed to take a picture of Batman looking through The Big Butt Book yet.

I did my English coursework on Gaiman's works one year at school. Unfortunately, the only book by Gaiman in the entire school library was Fragile Things and I spent most of the allotted class time reading out the dirtier stories to the class. Still got an A, though. That's just the way I roll (it may have helped that…

@avclub-b5847c565f0308380cbbc6453b4c438c:disqus I was the only person to laugh at the Killer Croc reference in my entire screening. Oh, the shame.

@avclub-b5847c565f0308380cbbc6453b4c438c:disqus I was the only person to laugh at the Killer Croc reference in my entire screening. Oh, the shame.

Outrageous!

Outrageous!

The final scene in the Batcave made me tear up a little and I am not ashamed to admit it.

The final scene in the Batcave made me tear up a little and I am not ashamed to admit it.

I'm sure looking forward to watching the stories the characters will find themselves in in the next 13 episodes of "Community" on NBC's fall schedule!

I'm sure looking forward to watching the stories the characters will find themselves in in the next 13 episodes of "Community" on NBC's fall schedule!

I had my first ever real-life conversation about Community (which consisted of something other than me repeatedly shouting out-of-context quotes at my increasingly confused and irritated friends, I mean) today. It was amazing.

I had my first ever real-life conversation about Community (which consisted of something other than me repeatedly shouting out-of-context quotes at my increasingly confused and irritated friends, I mean) today. It was amazing.

But Misfits airs on E4 - a commercial broadcaster - over here in Blighty, so it already has designated breaks for adverts. Thus making Hulu even bigger dicks than usual.

A guy at my school was wearing a Vote For Pedro T-shirt today, actually. Then again, Napoleon Dynamite is pretty much cutting edge comedy over here. We haven't even got all the sixth season of Futurama yet. In fact, what's up with that? HEY, RUPERT MURDOCH, YOU SCROTUM FACED ARSE, WHY D'YOU HAVE TO WASTE YOUR…

This is like Mean Girls 2 all over again.

Practice, or, as I shall be henceforth calling it, Animal House looks like it could either be a really, really bad NBC sitcom that's cancelled after six episodes or a really, really good six episode BBC black comedy. I'm seeing Black Books in a vets, here, and I'm liking what I'm seeing.

We all want to forget The New Normal.

Nah, it'd take more than that. They'd just Weekend at Bernie's that shit.