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What I’ve always wondered, and maybe this movie will touch on it a bit, is how Spiderman was created, and what drives him to fight crime the way he does.

“You wanna know how I got these pairs of anti-microbial underwear?

With a giant Stamps.com billboard in the background.

Marc: “Joker, did you used to hate me?”

On the one hand I’m going to miss this show terribly. However on the other hand. I don’t think I could have taken much more misery.

It’s anyone’s Hess at this point.

“At 24/25, Page was no longer a girl and had the maturity to turn down a Woody Allen film if she so wished.”

Well, thanks goodness some dickbag on Kinja knows Ellen Page better than she knows herself. 

That’s not fair, and it’s a common mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present: “The Worst Take!”

... and sound speeds...

Quite possibly the worst date movie since Lars von Trier’s Antichrist (which I actually saw on a date).

I brought a soapbox in case anyone wants to stand on it when they discuss the problematic allegations.