Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much…

“Because I am new to Snapchat, I didn’t realize that not everyone has the same body type, metabolism, and exercise habits as I do, and also that not everyone gets paid to look like a model. I also was unaware that violating another person’s privacy, in an area of utmost privacy such as a locker room (where people are…

Well, it was an accident in the sense that she sent it to the whole world. Not that she, you know, took the photo.

It’s weird how people think that because it was supposed to be a private exchange, that makes it ok? No, you’re a piece of shit garbage human whether you meant it to be private or not.

He is in Supergirl now

You are clearly annoyed by hip hop dances and the entire culture around it. Backing up what you initially said by dragging the fucking electric slide into this mess doesn’t cover up the fact that you seem to be inherently racist. Different cultures do different things, when those things “Bother” you,for no valid…

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The 10 year olds were really great at it! They have just enough power, and tiny itty bitty little hands for fine movements and mostly gave no-shits about the resulting final product, so they were more relaxed. Trimming was always sort of an elusive idea for their kiddo brains though. Not sure why.

That’s pretty much Monday through Saturday in Florida. Sundays, it gets real nasty.

Nuke him from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

No, dude, this is the best time a celebrity was a dick to you

"...chalupas, or quesadillas, or crunchwraps, or...look, does it matter what he wanted? They're all the same damn thing anyway..."

So...1. I have finally come to terms with my bisexuality and 2. I would undoubtedly date a girl who looks like Amber Rose.

People who reject the proposal, but keep the ring, are the worst sorts of people. If he was horrible to you, then you've literally stooped to his level.

Right? Use that cheese to go to Paris by your damned self and get with multiple French men. I've done it and it's great. And you won't have to stop at busy cafes so the dongbucket you're with can write some po-e-traay.

Correction: It's ♫Jason Derulo♫.