@snacktastic: Oh, wasn't it great? I keep my old issues and seek out others at used bookstores. It reminded me of Spy Magazine, another shuttered satirical publication. Whatever radaronline is, it has NOTHING to do with what the magazine was...shame.

I can't help but notice Karmen Pedaru's child-like signature on that contract. She wasn't quite 16 when she signed that, and from a non-English speaking country...so sad. I'm glad she learned enough in a few years to fight back the way she is now.

@PolythenePam: Good on you, using logic to explain this "cultural phenomenon" the NY Post is trying to convince us exists. They act as if people should be surprised.

Gosh, I'm almost embarrassed by the fact that I woke up bitching about the cold and wore tights under my leggings and a couple of layers on top.

I agree with all the pro-Susan sentiment, but credit must be given to Sherri Shepherd. She was gracious.

@Le Coucher d'Yvette: *drool* What a BRILLIANT idea.

Cisco Adler's ballsack should have it's own hashtag.

@rowingrowingrowing: OMG, KILLED it with that Anita Bryant line.

@curiousgeorgiana: (My personal favorite:)

@curiousgeorgiana: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!

@curiousgeorgiana: The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for…

Celebrities will show up at the opening of an envelope for one reason: THEY GETTIN' PAID. If the boutique/restaurant/store isn't the one paying them, it's the fashion/jewelery/shoe designer, and all are hoping for blog posts just like this, which is free advertising to the exact kind of audience they are looking for. …

@lezebel-in-chief: Yeah, and as much as I snark on her LOA stuff, which is really terrible, she's got pretty decent rock chops:

@WashingMyHair: Oh yeah, it's brutal.

@mwynn13: Lacey! She's singing for Lords of Acid now (seriously), and saving death row dogs in her spare time.

@demozthenes: Oh, you MUST watch those LOA/Lacey videos on youtube...so fucking terrible... her vamping and screeching her way through "I Sit on Acid" is a travesty.

@1girl: Mindy is this season's I Love Money on VH1. It comes on Wednesdays at 10p EST. I wouldn't have even known there was a new season airing if I hadn't just stumbled upon it myself - it seems they didn't advertise it much after last season's fiasco (the murderouse millionaire from Megan's show was rumored to have…

@leesie: Ambre actually has an MFA in Fine Arts and was doing a little acting before RoL. She's had a few hosting gigs on low-rent rock shows.

@ForgotMyMantra: Totally, especially considering Brandi C and her fiance actually got tattoos.. big, colorful ones, on conspicuous spots of skin. Made Heather's "Bret" tat look like a mark of integrity.

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: It's Halloween! Why would a Great Dane dress up as itself? You could a put a blue collar on a chihuahua and call it Scooby-Doo if you wanted to!