The Swank interview rubs me the wrong way, albeit it not being any more or less absurd than the average ladymag fare. I really can't stand it when the writer makes it seem as if the celebrity is a great friend, and they are just sitting there rolling their eyes at the bourgeois, ignorant rube who will be reading the…

Alex McCord's dress is disturbingly reminiscent of an overnight maxi pad. The morning after. #mariskahargitay

"That was just a test to see if you were thinking on your...?" "Feet!" What is the alternative, thinking on their clavicles? #americasnexttopmodelkimkardash...

So Robert Wagner thinks Audrey Hepburn was "like velvet to work with"? Clearly, the man has never sewed - unless he means she was an obnoxious, migraine-inducing pain in the ass. #jessicasimpson

@Ailatan: [www.dailymail.co.uk] #tomcruisescientology

@CraftyBroad: They're FABULOUS, aren't they? I love mine, even if it is difficult to find things to wear with them. And I don't have nearly as much as sass as girlfriend up there.

@Mayor Squeakerton: Yay, a chance to access my bank of useless information! In Cycle 4, the girls were made-up and costumed to look like women from other countries. Two of the models, both white, had their skin "darkened" - one to look "traditionally" Indian (complete with sari) and one to look African (with a…

RW/RR Challenge has sucked for years, as it is directly proportionate to the increasing awfulness of The Real World cast. I could tell you something about almost everyone up until Las Vegas, but after that every one was just a character in the reality show-mode: faceless, boring, interchangeable, forgettable. I don't…

@GoodbyeBlueMonday: I had the opposite problem: I had to hide a SVH addiction from my "talented & gifted" FRIENDS/classmates, who would have teased me endlessly had they known the extent of my SVH library. 1988 was the apex of my addiction, and I could recite the plots of 1 through 45 by heart until even I got…

Do they write books like this anymore? I'm 35, and find myself smirking at 27 year-olds who read this when they were "kids" (which works out to be when I was graduating from high school). Wow, the book is older than they are!