Today’s tampon in a frappuccino is 1984's banana in a tailpipe. And Sgt. Taggart wants you to know, he won’t be falling for that shit again.

I’m pretty into the idea of various Skarsgards playing King villains, I can’t lie. 

It’s just you. But not in a good way.

If you’re chained to a desk at home, then you’d be chained to a desk at work, so you’d be looking at the same four walls at work instead. If you don’t want to be chained to a desk, get a mobile workstation/organize to allow for work in various rooms, a deck, your backyard, your…

Okay, but remember that time when a whole bunch of Germans murdered a whole bunch of other Germans? Pretty sure they all viscerally felt/witnessed that human cost. Pretty sure it didn’t matter.

The issue is that the people who elected Trump are dedicated to being persuaded by whatever cockamamie lie, excuse, or deflection he comes up with to exculpate himself or whatever. Even if it’s demonstrably false that Trump did or did not do XYZ, his followers will adopt whatever position validates their desire to…

Yep. I would be fine, financially, without it. I have been frugal and wise with savings so I have some safety net and have a pretty recession-proof job in healthcare with a strong union and seniority. It would take me closer to buying a house, which is the 5yr plan.  That means with the recession that is coming, I’ll…

“There’s a reason I mute latex porn.”
-a friend of mine...

Yeah I thought it was corn starch or baby powder. But then I imagine you get all swampy in there because it’s a fucking full-body plastic gimp suit with no ventilation and it ... forms a ... a paste? :(

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

I honestly am annoyed at how many foods I dislike, because it limits what I can enjoy eating (especially at some restaurants). But life is too short and there’s too much tasty stuff out there to waste time, effort, and/or money on something you know you don’t dig.

Salmon, to me, has a lingering flavor. It’s not exactly “fishy” in the “can of tuna fish” sense, but it’s pretty distinct. I find it quite unpleasant, so I avoid it. I tend to also dislike trout for the same reason. I enjoy many other types of fish, but those “pink fleshed” fish just don’t taste good to me. I love…

IPA’s have been played out. so many of them are so hoppy they have no flavor to them whatsoever. I’d say it’s gotten better recently, where breweries have allowed other flavors to come in so the hoppiness compliments rather than overwhelms. But yeah more hops does not equal better tasting. There’s a line that turns it…

Fish general is “good for you” in the sense that its relatively low calorie, is often cooked in ways that don’t involve a pound of cheese or deep frying. And it’s got some micronutrients we tend not to get enough of.

I like greens, but hate the way they’re most often cooked. Too many people boil the hell out of them until they taste like farts. A light saute and they’re good. 

I’ll die on this hill with you.

The correct answer is: “it doesn’t matter, because the police took so long to run the DNA that the statutes of limitation have expired” OR “Not enough information to answer the question. Was Suzy wearing something slutty? Had she been drinking, dancing, or otherwise signalling her availability?”

AND this question could be re-written so easily so as to not cause a problem:

First find out if PFA is rinsed out when you wash the panties. 

This shoe reminds me of the high heeled “slippers” worn with feather edged robes by cliche divas in old movies. 

Not okay.  Fuzzy shoes should not have open toes and open toe shoes should not be fuzzy.