So he’s looking for someone special to “date.” But he’s definitely not interested in a relationship. And she’s gotta be a hot blonde. Who will send him nudes.

(More a fan of Eugene Levy’s Trebek)

Back when I was waiting tables, everybody from a local group home for mentally disabled adults would come in every once in a while for dinner. It was about 10 people, and they’re a lot of work because they all have a lot of questions and take a lot of time to order what they want. Which is normally not a big deal, but…

Unfortunately, in a criminal proceeding, the victim isn’t entitled to present arguments - in a civil proceeding, I don’t think this argument would hold, either, because there needs to be consideration in order to form a valid contract; here, there would have been no consideration given.

I’ve played on adult co-ed softball too, for many years. Our league rules stated that the batting order was alternating guy-girl-guy-girl... I know there are some teams that are ultra-competitive and the guys try to overplay the girls. But our team (fyi, i’m a guy) played for fun. IMO that’s what adult co-ed sports…

I am a man and I quit playing co-rec softball after witnessing an entire season of my muscle-bound meathead teammate scanning the field for the weakest female player before every at-bat, then hitting the ball so hard at her he grunted. Some of the women got some nasty bruises and I found myself apologizing to them in…

Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

I bet if we shoved a finger into either of these douchebags against their will, they would consider it rape. 

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

I’ll hand it to Dolt 45 - he sure found an interesting way to create a whole new generation of terrorists who hate the USA.

It’s like they rolled off Hell’s assembly line.

Orthopedic heels. I support granny chic (to a lesser extent, affordable normcore) but the chic is mysteriously absent here. This is Croc’s BIC pen moment. Summat FOR TEH (extremely boring, white, suburban) LADIEEEZZZ. Where is the glitter and unicorn stuff? Why have unicorns become synonymous with rainbows?

As I was looking at that picture of the two of them reviewing the troops, the little voice in my head that I have regular conversations with said, “Grandma woulda snatched you bald headed for not offering your arm to an elderly lady walking on uneven ground with you.”  Now maybe that would be considered a faux pas,…

Favorite sign from the protests:

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See that woman in the front in red? That’s Cathy McMorris Rodgers. She represents my district. We had a school shooting here last fall that resulted in only one death (thankfully) because the kid’s AR-15 jammed, so he was using his backup side pistol, which wasn’t as capable of killing lots of people quickly. Just…

“could Donald— for once— actually get a suit or tux that fits him?”

While epic plastic “enhancements” is a likely explanation, her new look could have something to do with her supposed kidney problem. My friend developed kidney issues and was prescribed steroids, which had a noticeable effect on her face.

Tell you what, the next time you jaywalk, we’ll repossess your house.

Eh.  Whatever.  I wasn’t popular in high school, so outside of the portrait section, there is not a single picture of me in any of the yearbooks.