At least the sex worker is honest about f*cking you! HEYOOOOOO

Something tells me that the deck is somewhat stacked against the couples in this reality show.

Just show up at the douchiest bar in your town and if you’re chosen you’ll be roofied and kidnapped.

Sexual assault: great for the waistline, bad for the skin, horrible for a society.

I’m more worried that no one has recently seen Moose and Squirrel.

Is it weird that I can’t picture Trump as someone who hits women? Gaslighting, groping, rape, general disrespect, emotional abuse? Sure. He’s an absolute piece of festering shit in every way, but honestly I just can’t picture him listening to or engaging in an argument with a woman long enough to escalate to physical…

Like, for serious. I want to sit them down and go “Look, nice white women, you are all smart, educated and savvy people. I know that you know about sociology and shit. You KNOW that we are socially conditioned to objectify and project onto beautiful women, especially when they choose not to say a lot, especially when…

“After spending 24 days in her void, it was announced that Melania Trump would be present at an event honoring Gold Star families tonight. Unfortunately, that event is not open to the press. So we will just have to take their word for it.”

Is is it just me or are we all wondering if Melania has a huge black eye and/or other obvious signs of spousal abuse? I’m sorry if that upsets anyone, but that is where my mind has been with this.

So which attention whore won??

This season is a narrative mess. Nolan’s worst storytelling impulses were kept mostly at bay in the first season—or were present in much more subtle ways, but this season is borderline unwatchable half the time.

The center of the “smuggling artifacts out of Iraq to fund a Bible museum—location where DNA from one of the most prolific serial killers is collected” Venn Diagram was not a place I would have ever expected to find Hobby motherfucking Lobby.

I just assumed they did a cost benefit analysis of the money saved by not hiring cashiers compared to the money lost in theft.

It’s also worth pointing out that it is extremely easy for somebody to get around the block and upload your images anyway. In the simplest cases, changing 1 pixel or resizing the image by like 1% would change the hash and render the block useless. Even more advanced fingerprinting algorithms could be defeated by…

I watched this movie with my mom, and afterwards we had a big argument about whether the film’s insight into modern courtship rituals was really all that insightful. I held that it was, particularly within such a notoriously formulaic subgenre as the modern mainstream rom-com, but she maintained that it was the same…

Miylkx Matron here

Nicolas Cage looks like he smells like cold cuts.

Great writing.

Grammar is elitist, goldplated toilets are not

I’m surprised their multiple chins are so accentuated.