Yeah, but I’m much more down for that. It’s kind of just living and not a soul sucking 9-5.

People, you have to stop voting for pets- it puts you in a HEARTBREAKING situation. It’s hard enough to survive the apocalyptic wasteland, but you will struggle even more to keep a pet alive. Can you imagine have to watch your poor pet starve to death? Or be eaten by marauders? Be sensible!

I’m going to be so mad if dramatic sex wins. We have no birth control, we’re fighting for our lives, and people are just down to bone. No, I have a civilization to rebuild and zombies to murder, boy bye.

Thank you. Dramatic sex is currently winning and considering birth control has been knocked out, all this post-apocalypse sex is going to be very dirty and lead to lots of babies and stds. Also, is it dramatic bc we’re running from zombies/aliens/a tyrannical government? I’d think it would be very tired sex.

Well clearly what needs to happen is instead of teaching high schoolers history and science, which are both propaganda tools for the Liberal Hollywood Elite, we should be adding more classes on emergency medical care, triage and basic techniques in traumatic surgery.

I’ve been willingly misinterpreting 70-degree days to be 70 degrees Celsius, because that’s what we use here and they didn’t specify. And while we seem to be juuust surviving 50 degree days, 70 would definitely kill us, so no thanks.

I was interpreting it as “days when the temperature is comfortable outside” as opposed to a nuclear winter or climate change extremes.

Seriously- I maintain my previous point- sex in the apocolypse sounds awful.

LA too!

In your crusade, you created a convert, I voted for Postmates this time.

Trump v Biden will be like....

This reminds me of the recent skin care ‘debate’. I’d encourage you to read this piece and substitute ‘wellness’ for ‘skin care’ (though skin care is arguably a part of wellness).

Not just that, but think of how much time you’d waste if you had to, say, go to the well every time you needed water. Walk down to the river if you needed to wash your clothes. Travel out of town to get a shower, and a cold one at that. Not to mention, anyone who has ever ever ever seen a guinea worm will absolutely…

It’s not just shitting outside. It’s showers and baths and sinks and every form of running water. I mean, maybe I’m assuming that indoor plumbing includes potable water, but goddamn, I’ll take periods over cholera.

That’s fair, but shitting outside is truly, truly awful. At night? With little or no power? That’s how hookworm happens. That’s how cholera happens. Like, I’m absolutely not joking when I say that indoor plumbing is probably in the top three greatest health-related inventions humans ever came up with.

I recently read “The Radium Girls” and if you saw what happens to you when you get a radioactive glow you would vote to kill someone too.

I mean, I voted for having to kill someone. If you can see radioactive glow, you’re probably gonna die a painful, protracted death. I’ll take having to kill someone over my body falling apart in the most painful way over the course of a few days.

Aren’t Soylent and Cannibalism basically the same thing? How would you choose?

Also, obviously I chose being stuck with people with who weren’t raptured. Who would want to be around people who WERE?!

I hope you use that defense to get out of all sorts of trouble. “I DON’T know any better, because I WAS raised in a barn!” *dramatic flounce *

Thank you! Me too! I voted for MY OWN wellness. Cause I feel pretty shitty and would like not to, and would gladly exchange someone else’s billions of dollars for that.