In my adulthood I’ve only ever seen 3% raises (on poverty-level pay.) I ended up on funenjoyment for 2008-2009 and while the UI barely covered my costs of living I was able to get some serious extended vacation time; which included lots of camping, hiking, vounteering, not-giving-two-fucks, and other free activities.…

I’m on the same timeline as you, and a conjoining duplex would be ideal.

The added expenses of maintenance and licensing and insurance that come with owning my own vehicle blows. Now if it said an “Actual Car with a driver” I might reconsider. Frankly, it’s a no-win adult situation with these choices.

I see... I have a nice warm blanket (ala: Snuggie-style) that serves the same purpose and doesn’t make my nipples raw from chaffing.

So nobody that has slept in them has experienced slow strangulation by flannel nightgown, except me?

Menopause got my vote! A news guy I know nothing about or the cure for a period that looks and feels like this:

Based upon my choices I am still a juvenile delinquent at heart...

The “cold shoulder” is akin to the “Larry the Cable Guy” flannel in my opinion...

Will she be auctioning off her excess skin like Iggy Pop?

I provide administrative support to three female breast oncology surgeons. My time spent at work today (and most days) helps more women than my absence would. Instead, I am supporting my strong female friends by thanking them and publicly sharing their successes, compassionate endeavors, etc. I donated to Planned…

They’ll live in wood bed frames (any small space really). Bed bugs can enter the walls of an infested room via light switches, electrical outlets, and pretty much any cracks or voids present and travel to adjoining apartments, hotel rooms, dorms, etc. They can also live for up to 5 months without a food source. I…

I had the anatomically correct, Baby Brother Tender Love doll. He rarely wore clothing. (And yes to push-pins in Barbie!)

Live paycheck to paycheck unfortunately. But I do have emergency rations, water filtration, etc. set aside and can be called upon to hunt and gather. Plus the ol’ homestead in the NW is self-sustaining and defensible, just have to survive long enough to get there!

Was going to say the same. I’d look like I was wearing an oversized pillowcase and I’m already boxy enough!

Someone (NOT ME, but I do agree) put together an excellent explanation of what this is really about. Copy-paste:

He’s Sauvage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPHHpGyvpIg

I grew up in small-town, bumfuck. (The locals call themselves “Darbarians.” *sigh*) But when any of them ask me what I did to be successful I tell them, “I left the state.” every goddamn time. That and I went green by not producing offspring.

I was going to say the same! What if nobody showed up to this event but the “crickets?” I can’t say that there would be many in Davis that would actually show up for something like this.

A community-based treatment program in that part of MT, what a joke! Nearby Wolf Point’s crime rate is higher than the National average...

Check other Hyundai dealerships?! I found the Veloster I wanted in a manual and made them upgrade to heated seats before I purchased. (It had everything else I wanted and was not “fleet.”) If you’re interested in buying a car -- whether new or used -- you may find yourself in a situation in which the right model is in…