Traffuck would be so much lighter for those of us sad commuters with no kids too!

Dear me, the condom caddy?! All the Jonathan Adler sale items are a must have!

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I don’t know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that’s what I wanted to do with the rest of my life.

I still have PTSD from 1995 when the dorm I lived in was infested. I’m allergic as well and basically all the clothing and bedding I had then was thrown out. Nowadays if I wake up with a mosquito or spider bite I freak out...

I had the privilege to see the auction items at the Stanford Theater in Palo Alto; so amazing! I also was able to purchase some of her lesser known adult clothes (and the most gorgeous purse) from the Junior League of Palo Alto. The clothing items were donated by her family with all funds raised benefitting the…

I’d love the non-applicator type (think OB) please!

I immediately thought, “Ooh an airtight stashbox for my weed with a nug right on top.”

I read numerous books. This is a good one to start:

I recently got another job to get away from the boss from hell. New boss is the exact opposite, thankfully! Although often-times I give too much information about where I’m going, how long, etc. And the response, “why are you telling me this?” I’ve responded with apologies and the fact that my prior position made me…

When lying with him, genitalia will line up....

What does one say to the young gal talking loudly on her phone, in detail, about her pending boob job while at the nail parlour?

I think the same guy proposed to me when I was 17 and he was 16. I also laughed at him and said, “Really? we’re still in high school.” He used that same spiel and everything... minus the heroin it could be the same guy! Perhaps that’s where he ended up.

When I got my first period my pops went down to the local cafe (in a small town where everybody knows one another) and bragged to all of his buddies that his daughter was now a woman. The boy I had a crush on at that time was in there with his dad. During class that day the boy told me what he’d overheard. I could…

Pretty sure Janeane Garofalo’s character was willing at this point. Giddyap!!

Clay Pigeons Vince... the sexiest cowboy serial killer ever. I’d die with a smile on my face!

Does Guy Fieri consult for Pizza Hut International?

I remember when Levi’s 501 Shrink-to-Fit had the perfect rise for my short torso. Sadly, they no longer make them like they used to.

This and Death Proof! Seriously couldn’t pry my fingers off of the armrests after seeing both! So intense; I’m ready for another round.

As a former Midwesterner that now lives in the Bay Area, I’m so thankful that Lyft (similar to Uber but less rapey/price gougey) has saved me from a DUI on numerous occasions. Calling a cab and waiting around in the dark for it to arrive after the bar closes or concert in SFO finishes is not always desirable and…

Only on the basis that I had absolutely no idea who he was, but sadly I do and his stink would be unbearable.