Any chance those with curly hair live in the Bay Area, CA and want to share their stylists info? I am tired of looking like this:

My mother made me this dress for my junior prom. And one year my dateless girlfriends and I wore our bloody hunting boots with our dresses. When else can you get away with such disdain for dress code if not in high school?!

Employers have been doing this for years prior to ACA... "Only 16 percent of employers offer health insurance to part-timers."—http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/post/the-health-insurance-plight-of-part-time-workers/2011/10/23/gIQAebjS9L_blog.html

Just go ahead and drop those unwanted babies off at Gov. Dalrymple's doorstep... I'm sure he's more than willing to assume responsibility for raising those children?

I schedule my annual exam for this day every year!

It's one thing to carry a gun, and another thing to actually have the gumption to shoot someone (even in self-defense or in defense of another.) I imagine most rational human beings would even have qualms about shooting an animal that was attacking...

With every tax cut the 1% receive, they get a free unwanted baby to raise!

"...height-to-width ratio..." is clearly stated in the story and typically measurements are written as LxWxH. For those that are unsure of which numbers they should be using; divide the last number by the middle...