I mean this in the nicest way possible...

I realize it Hertz, but here’s an Enterprising idea:

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.

Why? She already won.

It drives me nuts that every time I rent a car all they have is SUV’s.

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

Murano CrossCabrioNismo ?

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

That Mustang is NOT a “prancing” horse. It is a “galloping” wild steed of freedom.

A picture of the driver has been leaked!

And at least 100 of those will be delivered to a side of a telephone pole within a week.

Their specials like this were some of the best stuff ever to be aired on TV.

As a native of Shanghai, someone that grew up in LA when it was way more smog affected, and who has worked in other parts of China, I’m pretty routinely disgusted by how certain parts of the car hobby almost seem to cheer on more pollution. It’s also why I’m trying to solve the problem of my Lotus burning through…

Wow, that’s really smart, carrying a bike on top of your Mini so you can tow it if it breaks down.

I’ll never forget passing through Cheyenne one Christmas. I picked up my grandmother in western Nebraska and was driving to Ft. Collins. I was in my old 1999 Dodge Ram. I had to keep overdrive off in order to maintain any speed resembling the speed limit. Gusts were about 95 mph. How those presents stayed in my…

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

Please refrain from flying on airplanes, with or without your child.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”