You missed a great opportunity to use the phrase "in one fell swoop"

10-20 is the age range on Jeffrey Jones' Match.com profile

Cabbage Patch Adams

*finishes rough draft of essay on why Lethal Weapon 3 is superior to the Good Guys, accidentally posts it on Politico*

You will die alone and burn in Hell.

I'm not sure what your point of contention is…? I agree with most everything you say.

imagine a film directed by AV Club staff. It would be some outrageous cornucopia of harmonious diversity devoid of any "triggering" concepts.

That was my thought too. No PTA? Ludicrous.

*anxiously awaits Mahky Mahk gimmick comment*

Yes I remember that. It also had one of the creepiest "evil doll" episodes I've ever seen.

Live and Eat Pie

Chickenfinger

Thunderfall

Fun fact, the main actress in Jason Goes to Manhattan is Jensen Daggett, who is the daughter of some old family friends of mine. I heard some juicy gossip about her from those friends, including a story about how Clooney banged her on a first date.

Do you remember the one where the ugly high school girl obtains an eeeeeevil pocket mirror and uses it to kill her tormentors? She offs one dude by trapping him in a trash compactor. That haunts me to this day.

I wish I could
read your t-shirt
when
you turn black

I have an Amazon TV and the voice search is the best I've ever used. I never have to scroll around some terrible menu unless I feel like browsing.

True

Netflix has sucked sweaty porpoise cock for a while now, Amazon Prime is where it's at.

That isn't even a fair criticism of Allen's recent output.