Who should Trump consult about his problem with leaking?

Because only Walmart would agree to put a swastika on a cake but no one on Dumpo’s team wanted to go there because they might get poor people cooties.

EXACTLY. I would be a lot more empathetic to Rory’s struggles if, you know, she was actually struggling. Maybe the reason her career is floundering is because there are at least 4 people (Logan, Paris, Emily, Lorelai) willing to house and feed her and tell her how great she is whenever she needs it. Not one of them is…

Kind of disappointed that nothing terrible happened to Dean and his hair curtains. Like couldn’t there have been a tractor accident or something? Can the show please just acknowledge that he was an emotionally abusive butthole? All this “perfect first boyfriend” crap makes me want to barf. Also #teamlogan all the way.

look, it’s a trivial show about some-not-so-great people who talk really fast, but at least it’s not a Trump story, so I’m thinking some leeway is in order . . .

I’ll treat President Trump with the same respect the Republicans treated President Obama and their willingness to unify. How’s that for fair?

As a trans woman who is staring down the barrel of a SCOTUS who will probably trample over my life and incite dozens of red states to do the same, I envy having that much control over your own happiness.

Fuck you. Some people need the government to have a great year. They need the insurance they can only get through the ACA that your candidate wants to repeal. They need the LGBT protections implemented by the Obama administration, not electroshock therapy from a deranged believer in conversion therapy. They need Pell…

You were “annoyed” when Obama won? Well I am not annoyed. My friends, family and I are TERRIFIED. After 8 years of a Black president, white people were so angry that they elected an openly racist, misogynist man who was endorsed by all the major supremacist groups. Women, LGBT people, POC, and immigrants are scared…

oh thanks! It will help when I lose my insurance and start losing business as the economy tanks! I’ll do it with a smile on my face!

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

Redamndiculous cute.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.