“Dismissed battery? Sounds like a low energy loser to me. Doesn’t he know your body has a finite amount of energy?”

we call this the acceptance phase

A white guy in the Padres’ bullpen, if I’d had to guess.

On the plus side he can diagnose bad teeth with his fists?

Another draft day bargain pick for the Dallas Cowboys, America’s Team!

I usually watch the first half of Browns games then turn on Madden and play as the Browns in a Franchise mode because I’m pretty sure that’s the only way I’ll ever see them win a Super Bowl.

Except you didn’t say that you think it’s boring. You came to a sports website and basically insulted the entire audience with your “fun little game for children” bullshit, implying that you’re somehow more sophisticated and intelligent than anybody who watches basketball. When in reality, you’re just an obnoxious…

41 points + 13 rebounds + 12 assists + game 3 = 69

Thunder and Celtics. What is wrong with you?

This is easily the most unwatchable series of the playoffs so far. I’m just gonna assume the Hawks led for the majority of the game then blew it in epic Hawks fashion, Dwight underperformed severely and the Hawks traded their best player to the Cavs during halftime for 3 tickets to game 3 of the Pacers/Cavs…

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Society failed him.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

“C’mon, not us... C’monnnnnnnn, not us.... YES! NOT TOP FIVE!”

Oh, c’mon, you can’t tell what’s going on here? It’s SO OBVIOUS. It’s clearly a conspiracy! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

Whoa a positive article about the Indians. I’m surprised this didn’t feature Mazara’s home run in the first, but thanks maybe you all are starting to turn around and... *continues reading