So everybody does like him? #InDustyWeTrusty

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

Step away from the internet.

I literally stopped liking baseball in the fifth inning.

So many assholes here (you) certain about 1) what the right thing to do is when you lose your lover in a horrible tragedy and 2) how you would respond (heroically, obviously) in the same circumstance.

Hey TheKinjaPlace, come tell this guy that his friend should’ve done better.

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

Walmart. If I don’t drive there then whoever drove spends ten to fifteen goddamned minutes looking for a spot within a quarter mile of the entrance (go through the garden center if you want a closer spot) but once you get in everything you want is as far from the entrance as possible. Only need milk? Haha, fuck you.…

Joanne Fabrics. My mom took me there once when I was a carefree, happy go lucky 5 year old who looked at the world through eyes of wonderment.

Fuck the Yankees.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

“How many African Americans have died for our country?? Do you think they are ok with other African Americans taking a knee during the anthem and flag they died to protect??

And I definitely don’t remember when Kaep met with Nate Boyer, former Seahawk and Army Special Forces veteran, and the two discussed what the flag and anthem meant to the military, which convinced Kaep that taking a knee would be a way to honor the military while maintaining the overall message of his protest.

It would be much more fitting if jerry accidentally slipped, fell from his owners box smashing the glass (with shards embedded in his thick skull) and then got impaled on a flag pole. Then with his dying breath he saluted the flag than ended his life.

To make this story more palatable, here’s a friendly reminder that the Cowboys are currently 2-3.

It’s a power bottom

Guys, I hate to say it, but I’m starting to think the NFL might not be that great of an organization.

Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

The Astros may have pounded on Drew Pomeranz and Chris Sale, but this is Doug Fister we’re talking about (Fister is pulled before he throws his first pitch)