*the 4 people in the United States who enjoy both the EPL and NBA smirk to themselves quietly

The mistake BJ Ryan made is that he didn’t save his choking for his girlfriend. Chapman knows better!

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

Yes because the Yanks will now finish 4th in the division instead....4th?

He’s a thug.

Burke, have you tried calling Gasser for this story? I found his number:

What about all the family members expressing shock saying he’d never hurt a fly? I thought he was a gentle soul who simply liked his quiet alone time...

In response, Cam crossed his eyes and started gently blowing spit bubbles, pausing every 10 seconds to flinch violently.

“u really sucks!”

I see. So on one hand, Deadspin uses college game signs to bump up traffic - and on the other hand critizes signs jumping in line for their shot at attention.

yea, especially after the last two playoff exits, i’m fine with sitting a january out.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Jesus Christ. If the NFL was actually serious about this shit, Timmons would have been ejected immediately after that. Launched himself at a QB who was in the process of getting rid of the ball? Fuck you, dude.

Walker wants to leave the program to protect his asset against future injury which could derail his career.

Or that he doesn’t realize that Border Patrol’s budget is up 40% since 2009, or that they’re no different from any other federal employees in terms of not getting raises.

Goddamned right you got out my way.

The Browns, keeping Cleveland humble since 1999

Opening Three tabs was required just to watch a fucking browns clip. Are you kidding me?

Should have been you, Trump.