I’M AN ADULT.

I was today years old when I learned that men will literally mansplain anything, like anything, just to mansplain including explaining labia to women 🤨

It is too funny not to share honestly. 

Lmao imagine writing this 

I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"

Had to make sure we knew his penis is too big for his pants.

I’m screaming! He tried it. 

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

Daily reminder that all chaps are assless. That’s what makes them chaps instead of pants. “Assless chaps” is like someone saying, “toe covering socks.” That’s the point, y’all.

I’m always shocked and appalled when people share the stories of going to the ER and the bills they get at the end - sometimes it even affects how I think here, and I consider put off going to a see a doctor... But then I do go, and there is no bill, and I remember that I don’t live in the USA.

This is so funny to me as a (North American) Finn. There’s a phrase ‘torilla tavataan’ which is a gently mocking in-joke about how Finns are obsessed with any international attention, mostly because it doesn’t happen that often. For real. My mummo and äiti can tell me off the dome which famous people are Finnish, that…

Their taxes are not far higher than ours. Aggregate all taxes, fed, state, local, add usage fees, licenses, fuel taxes, etc. You’ll be amazed at how close we actually are. But, we have $22T in debt to service, and military spending that exceeds the next 11 nations combined. So there’s that.

The US really just doesn’t have a good skating team for the first time in decades and I don’t blame them for the pressure they are under to deliver compared to Korea, Japan, and Russia, but damn don’t stab people over it you psycho.

If you knowingly fuck a neo Nazi, you are a neo Nazi. Sorry babe. 

Look, there’s nothing wrong or weird or bad about people breastfeeding other people’s babies. We’ve done it since the dawn of humanity (wet nurses, anyone??) It’s the fact that she did it without consent that feels so gross. It would be like if you kept kosher or halal and your day care provider just fed your kid regul…

Jezebel is a tabloid. A tabloid with delusions of grandeur, but a tabloid none-the-less. The sooner we all make our peace with that the better.

Jezebel-writers, stop fucking publishing stuff that makes her dad money and invades her privacy, like publishing her private correspondence specifically asking him to stop selling any scrap, true or untrue, for money to the press.

Are the rights of trans prisoners more important than the rights of female prisoners to not be sexually assaulted?