Tough situation all the way round.

Here is a picture of my cat in a necktie. Discuss.

The finest Christmas memory was several years ago, while eating a delicious dinner, my batshit crazy sister accused my sister-in-law of stealing her steak knives. She went around the table and took all of the knives back and stormed out of there.

My extended family on my fathers side had gathered together for a big family dinner - aunts, uncles, cousins, the works. As we were prepping to sit down one of my Aunts leaned over to my eldest brother who was maybe 24 at the time and said “I see you’re losing your hair already! Well, you didn’t get that from OUR side…

Why wait in a turkey line to refuse a turkey?

it’s about me smelling bad, wearing bad pants and getting into something after my skateboarding phase.

Ha! We lived in a house where we usually came in the back door. The front door was where the doorbell was. Our dog was smart enough to know doorbell=visitor, but dumb enough that every. single. time. he ran to the back door, which gave us the opportunity to beat whoever rang the doorbell senseless for ignoring our…

It’s a miscavige of justice!

I once put a bit of research time into determining what tiny homeowners believe to be the benefits of a tiny house over a mobile home. The only one seems to be “aesthetics.” AKA “mobile homes are for poors.”

How much time and money and effort are they spending on all this, when they could just trot her out for a five-minute live press conference/statement saying, “See? I’m fine. Now leave me alone.” It’s almost like she’s not alive or something...

It’s like the avocado toast of homes.

I loathe the tiny house epidemic. It’s foolish to put a lot of time, money, and energy into creating a portable fort that’s pretty easy for someone else to steal. I don’t know what the fuck insurance you can put on it, either. Mobile home insurance plus homeowner’s insurance? Why would you wanna cram all your…

Because then it’s not a lie to say she’s alive. A missing persons/murder investigation would not be welcome.

You accusing anyone of having a manufactured sense of superiority is pretty fucking crazy considering you rode right into this thread on your highest of high horses. 

Are you trying to get white people to like you more with this hot take?

I mean, she is definitely dead, right? Anyone else think that?

or maybe you just have an inferiority complex.

Thank you!

And as someone who put Black Panther on his ballot, I can say, there were a hell of a lot of good movies out this year. I can understand other people not putting some specific popcorn movie on their ballot because there were literally 15 other movies I could have easily swapped into mine.

“Geez, do you people ever watch movies to be entertained?”

Or maybe they don’t entertain some people? Namely the people who vote in these lists?