This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

Also worth noting that Toni Collette gained 40 lbs to play Muriel Heslop in one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time. As an Australian, Rebel should remember this!

Because the grass gets bent over and ruins the effect.

WOOF!  That was terrible and I loved it.

Working in a kitchen would be a problem - you see, Jacqueline Kent Cooke.

Seriously. Powder is your friend, anti-Semite.

Are you... are you stanning for Bobby Finger? Who is a gay man? Who probably has no opinion on breastfeeding? WTF? 

If you’re going to come onto Jezebel and mansplain breastfeeding, you’re going to get some pushback. Opening with the boob joke and closing with “... a year of breastfeeding is enough.” is just asking for it.

They aren’t even subtle anymore. There used to be an art to trolling, sigh. 

What else do you have to say about this subject, Jezebel man?

Also a fellow penis owner. They aren’t being mean. They are reacting to your crassness. If I would have posted the same thing, my wife would have not been happy. We shouldn’t talk about women that way. 

Wanting those boobs back? a) They don’t belong to you, b) breastfeeding in no way interferes with sexual play, and c) if it does, perhaps you should stop talking about your partner’s breasts as your possession, or indeed reducing her down to her breasts.

Take the loss, man. Nobody wanted manpinions on breastfeeding.

You can never refuse? What Never? Hardly Ever?

I was fired from my first job over breastfeeding.

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

I was so confused for a moment, because I always thought it was Dakota Fanning he was dating. I was like, a love triangle with TWO Dakotas!? What are the odds!

If “they” are pregnant (let this phrase diiiiie), that’s going to be one very bland child.

Well. When you’re looking at someone through rose-colored glasses, all their red flags just look like flags

Im sorry your coworker sucks :(