Except that getting serious about the ban on drunk driving didn't involve banning alcohol. Did you notice that? I noticed that.

Did you go to college at a bar or something?

If only we lived in a perfect Disneyland version of the world…

Or maybe it's because that people realize that alcohol isn't actually the problem.

I wasn't talking about cars, or even driving. I was talking about alcohol. Both alcohol and guns can be extremely deadly when used irresponsibly.

Where is the public outrage over ALCOHOL? ALCOHOL! Come on, I didn't use big, complicated words, here.

Right, because society is totally cool with people shooting other people and nobody ever goes to jail for it.

Drunk drivers kill people quite a bit. Where is the public outrage over alcohol?

It might have been better if he had pulled the microphone out of his mouth while recording the narration.

"It’s a common refrain, and one that, more than anything else, is meant to criticize wrestling fandom."

No Country for Old Men is a movie that I don't think was worthy of "Best Picture." It's one of those movies that I'm not sure I even liked. It just didn't feel like the movie was finished.

He's not a misogynist. He's just an idiot who is too dumb to know any better. I mean, seriously: look at that…thing…he's got on his head. He actually THINKS that at least looks okay, or else he'd do something about it.

I think the heart of the problem with Destiny is Destiny.

I'm going to go ahead and say that I actually liked the first Alien Vs. Predator.

Bad shit is going to get made, and there isn't much you can do about it. If she hadn't taken the role, someone else would have. And no matter how bad it is, someone is going to like it. It's how cult classics are born.

No harm, no foul. Although, I will take a moment to point out that commentary pieces are kind of supposed to be about the writer's thoughts.

Does AV Club cover ANYTHING in a way that is not snarky? It's kind of their thing…

Art and mass consumption aren't mutually exclusive.

Some people do, although I suspect this says more about their mental state than it does about art.

Well, yes, but it's not because Marvel movies AREN'T artistically superior to TV shows. It's because nobody can objectively claim that ANY art form is artistically superior to another. Art is NOT an object; it's a personal experience and that experience will differ from person to person. Your experiences do not…