EVERYTHING has midichlorians. The Force surrounds us, penetrates us and binds the galaxy together, remember? It's just that most people don't have enough midichlorians to influence the Force.

The droid said that she had lost the will to live. As we've seen from the fact that Obi-Wan spent a good deal of his time in Episodes IV, V and VI walking around as a ghost, things work differently in the Star Wars universe. Seeing as how we can believe that people in the movies can move objects with their minds,…

Hey, that Nigerian Prince is in trouble and he's a really nice guy! If I don't help him, he'll end up splitting his fortune with someone else.

I'm not an insider, either, but I have talked to people who were and your impression is pretty much on the money according to them.

This is the best relevant usage of that lame joke, ever.

If you lived a life free of regrets, you probably didn't do it right.

The time period ended for KISS, too…before it started again.

Like KISS, there was a time when it was fashionable to hate Twisted Sister.

My first show was Twisted Sister opening up for Dio on his "Last in Line" tour.

How do we make this happen?

What? Republicrat stopping his sniffing of Internet? Yeah, probably.

So, the guy who bragged about carrying a gold switchblade and talked like he was crazy enough to stab people gets punched in the face…and he is going to sue?

Yeah, potatoes tend to find it alarming as well.

We can rebuild her.

Which is the problem some people are having, I'm assuming.

I did, in fact, say "oops, silly me." I simply conveyed that message in the same tone that was used to correct me. Sauce for the goose, as they say.

However, the context DIDN'T refer to Illinois. I have several times admitted that I had made a mistake, but for some reason you are still trying to convince me that you weren't smart enough to glean from the context of my statement that I was actually referring to Indiana because I said Illinois instead. I'm sorry,…

Was there any question as to what I was talking about?

Did Wilco cancel shows in BOTH Illinois and Indiana? To my knowledge, they did not, so is there REALLY any question as to which state I was actually referring to? Not even a little bit, and trying to suggest that there was is what is really stupid.

Nah, boiled with salt and pepper is the only way!