I didn’t watch The Wizard (which is weird, because it was right up my alley) but a little ski resort here had an arcade and they had Mario 3 in it before the NES release came out. My school had a deal where ski rentals and lift tickets were cheap on Wednesdays for school kids and they’d bus us out for a few hours and…

I remember standing in line at Toys R Us with my mom 4 hours before the store opened to get a copy of this on release day.  All my friends came over to play it when I got home.  The hype was real for this game after seeing it premier in the movie the Wizard.

Man, I wish I was as excited for anything anymore like I was for Mario 3 to hit the NES. 

Ahh but you don’t have to spend money for you see this critically acclaimed MMORPG has a free trial to level 60 with unlimited playti--- *is yanked off stage*

Why the hate? Someone’s gotta fork over the big bucks if our governments won’t. Let the Bazillionare Space Race commence, and godspeed, I say. We’ll get some actual technological advancements that will further mankind’s journey into the cosmos, while also having a chance to witness some one-percenter explode on…

Yes, this is a uniquely American phenomenon. Non-American human beings would never behave this way. 

I was once forced to take shelter from a tornado .under an overpass on the KS turnpike. Back then (before cellphone warnings), it was possible to get caught by surprise like that. I was driving a semi, lightly loaded, and the tornado was heading towards me from the side. Most of the 4-wheelers on the highway that day…

Just going to say this because it’s said on the article as “in theory” and in honesty I’m tired of anyone believing that nonsense.

“Vagina bones” are just inguinal ligaments, a band of tissue going from your hip to your pubic area where your obliques fold in on themselves. Basically the same thing as an “adonis belt” on people who are ripped.

Speaking from ignorance, but are ROMs really that damaging? Considering most of the games are older. Seems pretty predatory on Nintendo’s part.

I think there’s a balance to be struck. Sure, riding around in the back of a station wagon in the 80s was more dangerous than buckling up - but it’s clear the pendulum has swing back a little far. If we’re being honest, we have to admit we’re a little overly sensitive to some things these days.

Nah, you would have people lined up and some guy selling tickets for a turn with the door.

If this door were real and in a public place, it would quickly become the leading cause of death in that area. People would watch other people touch the door and die, and still be like, “Yeah, but I mean, it doesn’t really kill you, right? I’m gonna just touch it a little.”

Brent Peltomaa valued that cat more than he valued his life.
Michael Campbell valued punishing a thief more than he valued his freedom.
They were all in love with dying. They were drinking from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

You think someone deserves to get PIT’d because they wanted to find a safe spot to pull over?

I had to look that up... apparently he tweeted a joke about running over a turtle with his car, but it didn’t actually happen. He was def an ass in the way he replied to the tweet storm he got as a result.

hooray! she looks great and I am super happy that her hair is growing back so healthy!

Dear Kotaku:

I get it, it’s tangentially related to things this site would cover because it’s Pokemon related, but do we really have to keep giving this dude mindshare, not just here, but like, in general? The only reason this guy gets to keep doing the dumb shit he gets to do, while getting even richer, is because everyone keeps…