“And that was it. I swear on my mom and dad’s graves, there was nothing else to it.’’

See Orlandu7's post above - while reasonable on its face, this system would unfairly penalize many teams (typically underdogs) whose best chance at winning a game is to adopt a primarily defensive strategy and hope for successful counterattacks.

Best thing about the World Cup, is that every 4 years we get to listen to Americans suggesting various novel ways of how to fix football.

Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

Misogynistic Slur 7:1

I’m really struggling with the idea that a wealthy middle aged white guy would say something racist. I’m not saying this is all bullshit, but I WILL say that all lives should matter, you know?

They probably should take him out of a bullpen and make him a sharter. 

I mean, keep in mind that Maradona is essentially an animated pile of cocaine. He’s not exactly known for his decision making.

HE IS A VERY GOOD DOG! THAT’S WHAT HE IS!

R1 + Double Tap Square

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Every college football coach is a MAGAhead unless proven otherwise.

Lynn didn’t really shop around when she looked for a daycare, did she?

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.

But what if you’re really good at basketball?

If I were the son of one of the greatest basketball players of all time I would want to do something as far away from basketball as possible so I wouldn’t be compared to my dad. I also would want to go by my middle name.

What about Killer1-Killer6?