- circa 2006

Glacial profiling.

Oh, so the BLACK ice has to be set up to take the blame, huh?

Well, it does literally cause retardation.

Don't forget, Braking causes Autism. I heard it from a coworker who said their friend who saw it on a flash ad on the internet.

Beat me too it!

If this is your only car you are either doing everything wrong or everything right, I can't decide which.

I am absolutely stupefied! In my wildest dreams, I never envisioned it would look like this. I LOVE IT!

Oil will settle out, but not likely until at least Q4. I predict the new stable price of oil will be low $80s, which will continue to allow prices of gasoline in the mid $2 range.

Rumor has it that there were noise complaints from the owners of a hotel and apartments that are under construction next door. The organizers of C&C Irvine have been asking car owners to "keep their revs low" this entire year and there has been as consistent police presence outside the event to discourage burnouts.…

The one with his daughter's YSL shirt on?

Is the world's smallest violin in the emergency kit?

I imagine they'll be just as quick to drop airfares and fuel surcharges as they were to add them. Legroom will increase, checked bag fees will go away and the airlines will be just as quick to pass the savings on to customers as they were to hike costs when gas went up.

I've driven it as well!

For Honda/Acura, Mitsubishi owners, a detour will be required:

Pledge Awards:

Notice at the 1 minute mark on the video, the entire concrete pad which the barrier is connected to....moves a few inches. That's a shit ton of mass stopped in a very short amount of time.

Check it: three of my last five columns are parking the Ferrari, driving a van, and getting good mileage in a used Honda. And they haven't fired me yet. Next week, I run errands in a Toyota.

Ah yes, using a tried and true method I often employ when playing racing games:

That music... I shall now call you Doug DemuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRo