I'd be so filthy fucking rich if I didn't have a moral compass...

More Chicago fun:

Not car related, but damn beautiful and a great place to unwind:

Volo Auto Museum, a detour entirely worth it to see a whole bunch of classic & Hollywood Movie cars.

Agreed, Sheridan runs through Kenilworth, the neighborhood with the highest average income in IL. You'll fit right in with the R8. Also Lake Shore Drive and Lower Wacker Drive (which was just redone with some fresh pavement :D)

From the outside the easiest thing to identify is the 10 Spoke Alloys. Interior comes loaded, and the most identiable thing is the Alcantara seats.

05-09 Legacy 2.5 GT (bonus points for the spec.B model)

I bet KDS has a bone to pick with John Davis (and Mazda).

Anyone?

EUREKA! I have come up with a mathematical logic test that tells you whether or not your aftermarket wheels are ugly:

I don't even remember which Chevy these came off of.

And for my non-stock submission (sorry if this is your lunchtime):

This car would have been at least a teeeeny bit less ugly without the deli slicer wheels:

Regarding compensation for delayed luggage, what are the rights if TSA causes the delay from searching your checked bag?

That's all I got.

Guess I shouldn't have gone in the water at Van Buren State Park those last 6 times....

That's a really good idea. I've seen people retrofitting older cell phones with GPS built in, but this is way easier. The only thing I wonder is if, like many GPS devices, you would need to mount it somewhere with an unobstructed view to the sky.

So would there be any legal repercussions if you were driving by and decided to hit the suspect? Obviously you'd be putting yourself in the line of fire which in itself is a bad idea, but the intention would be to save the officers' lives so would you even be arrested?

Replace AK-47 with AR-15 or the words "assault rifle"