Investigators are still trying to determine why no one was able to follow the front's progress using the BMW-sponsored tracking unit.

Those aren't ideas Mr. Bay those are special effects!

Something tells me our fearless leader went deep last night

Haha yeah and I didn't even notice it until Xander pointed it out!

Did they run out of dope to sell?

Neither is this!

Hey Joel, according to this article, the impact occurred earlier and the captain was supposedly told to navigate to shallower waters.

Next time, please remove the speck of dust on the rear bumper before taking pictures. Thank you.

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I just spit sprite all over my keyboard.

OHUSOFUNNY!!

Now I just assume most mass-advertised awards are a joke.

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Thorin, please please PLEASE add jack stands to the list.

I'm thinking something similar, like giving them these 3 options the year before they get their permit.

When BMW and Mercedes were born.

I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian is the most viral person on the internet.

#cotdnomination this early... you bastard!

TOTALLY DOOD