Peter, I think it's time for a Jalopnik Road Test, no?

FML

YES!!!!

Dangerous only on the roads the day it's announced. Because most of the revolting drivers will never make it to your office if they drive :D

What's the "FAIL" button on the Red Bull wheel for?

WTF the Corolla and Matrix are still considered compacts?

Sweet Baby Jeebus! DO WANT!!! So badly.

110% down for any and all of those ideas.

Bill, you're in Chicago right?

Comment limbo must be getting full, it's not often a post escapes :D

Sting around the Rosey,

PUBLISH IT!!!!

I think he just biked everywhere....

X-post to Jezebel!!!!

...make off with that shit post haste because its the only damn time you're ever getting a Lambo for free.

OMGOMGOMG MATT CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!??!?!?! :D

I am a genius.