Thank you.

That is a weird, cold thing to say. What about parents? Grandparents? Children? Siblings? Spouses? Disabled? Disadvantaged? Community and family relationships need not always be arranged through a strictly financial exchange.

No? It’s not like some craigslist stranger walking in and squatting in your home. This person was invited in for no other reason than the pleasure of their company and furtherance of the relationship, not to split rent or be a roommate. Again, totally fine to ask for rent and to end the relationship if it’s that…

I pay all the bills, rent, etc. without childcare because I make quintuple what my partner has made at any point during our relationship and it’s where I would live anyway. If you just dont care enough about someone to let them live rent free, then fine, but don’t put that shit on someone else. If you ask them to pay…

I locked the pump at a rural Pennsylvania gas station once and the fucking thing never unlocked. Gas just started overflowing. Luckily I was standing right there just admiring a tree in the distance or something, and when I heard splattering I was able to turn around and rip the thing out before there was an EPA-level…

Idiot! That horse is still alive!

It should be like hockey: review goals only, including the recent change to review whether the play that led to the goal began on an offsides.

What the hell was your donut margin? You couldn’t have spared a donut for the boy?

eh? Newark has

Lady, I have no idea what farming town you are referring to but this seems like it’s probably less those damn environmentalists and more a result of scaled-up farming operations. 

Nice job by red shirt to maintain singular focus on the margs.

The Oilers took Larsson after what was his best season at the Devils. He always had potential, and was just starting to live up to it. He had been graded on a couple of up and down early years, but he’s settled in and will get better. As a Devils fan, we needed more offense, so it was a fine trade, but Hall is on an…

We should all try to stay away from the word “tremendous,” which has been thoroughly ruined for my lifetime, possibly forever. Unless, of course, use of that word in the first paragraph was deliberately charged.

Full kit...Strong move.

Stellar defensive effort from Ozil.

This dude turned on his wipers with a turkey embedded in glass, croaking.

This incident in the locker room marks the first and only time Ozil has appeared plausibly defensive in any match.

Ozil’s defensive strategy is basically this flow chart when the other team has possession:
1) Is the other player with the ball within 10 feet of me? Yes (proceed to 2); No (Jump to 7)
2) Are they running directly at me? Yes (proceed to 3); No (Jump to 7)
3) Did a half-hearted attempt to poke my foot in succeed? Yes…

I’ll bet it was a real photo finish between battery life and bedtime.

“Operational reasons” probably encompasses a risk-assessment, right? Like, it seems like you could have vastly different outcomes for the same mission depending on “operational reasons.” Look, I’m trying not to reflexively condemn our government, but the result of this president’s order, coupled with his apparent…