The word “galaxy” comes from the Greek galaxias, which means “milky”, i.e. the Milky Way, our galaxy. Metaphor, allusion, and simile are core to how human beings use language, and indeed the vast majority of the words you use on a daily basis have an allusive origin. “Explain” comes from a Latin word meaning “flatten…

So what you’re saying is that the meaning of words can change over time as usage changes?

Or you could eat your regular hat.

Ah.

No, I omitted the obligatory /s

I’m laughing bc this could legitimately be my boyfriend’s younger sister. She’s the baby of the family and a major fuck up. She’s just come out of a decade of flunking out of college, getting fired from every job for 7 years straight because of her wine and weed habit, and getting probation bc she was with her loser…

Right? Especially if she isn't great at it. Accept the help graciously instead of possibly making everyone sick. Way to lean into the bratty little sister stereotype.

Oh honey you do not want to know how the sausage gets made

I'm pretty sure everyone else you're talking to is joking, but this is 2019 and Trump is president so who knows

Someone complained about me touching every piece with my hands once, so I switched to using my feet.

I can even go without water...then I don’t miss anything while I’m in the bathroom.

Twas a joke my guy

I get the feeling that Salty only worked as a waitress for just two months during the summer before pursuing a writing career. There’s no way a seasoned restaurant worker’s advice could be so consistently terrible.

What an unnecessarily long response that completely avoids the correct advice of informing the local health inspector.

If it weren’t for his being, you know, the president, it would be really funny to me that a man that old still has the body hangups of like a 14-year old. Instead, we’re collateral damage to his fragile ego.

That statement is hilarious in its lack of self-awareness. The crumbling infrastructure that Trump is running roughshod over spells out MAGA. That couldn’t have been more on point if it tried.

That symbolizes a lot more than the artist realizes. A portion of this country believes that Trump is an american loving patriot, and the people against him are not. Despite the fact that Russia helped him get elected and he and his cronies have been covering it up since day 1.

There will be no books in that nightmare future!

This is far more appropriate:

This was definitely written by someone with a quota for the day and nothing to write about.