The irony of that column is that those questions were barely distinguishable from the ones she takes seriously.

Oooh, thanks for the hot (haha) tip about freezing tomatoes whole! I am so trying this!!!

And making sauce is so damn easy! I make it almost weekly with whatever tomatoes we have left. Frankly, it’s even decent with off-season tomatoes. Just add a dollop of tomato paste. (Which I also make myself because it’s super easy, but one step at a time.)

I don’t trust Lindsey Graham one bit, but legislation that a president cannot stop an investigation into HIMSELF is good no matter what party we’re talking about. Of course the Republicans will try to abuse it which is why we need to keep them out of power at every level, but as much as we like it when our guy has the…

That is far more upsetting than Crowe’s added bulk.  

The proliferation of refined sugars, syrups, and processed foods have contributed to an explosion of diet-related illnesses including heart disease, diabetes, obesity, etc. This problem is worth trillions of dollars and millions of lives worldwide.

I see what you did there.

This may never get old.

the mass greying wasnt to get rid of tomatoface, it was to give libby watson and other poor bloggers an echo chamber.

I wonder how many times he mutters “Yes, daddy” to Trump on the daily.

For the entirety of my youth, standard was 15%, in the last 10 years it seems we’ve blown past 18 and 20% like they weren’t even there. Or it’s a case of people on the internet pretending to be someone they’re not.

This ongoing blog is so stupid. Basically the answer to every question is whatever just tip more.

Righr? I thought this was the salty waitress, not the bitchy waitress.

So true. Sometimes it looks like the only people reading this column are the ones who don’t need to, because the answer to every question ever is either “25% you cheapskate!", or “the greater one, you miser!”

If you got a crab roll and someone brought you a crab sandwich you would probably say, “that’s not a crab roll.”

Literally impossible. And the sentence should be:

“it means that what seems like a harmless “get a free smoothie by showing your ‘I Voted’ sticker” deal isn’t kosher.”

Then leave.

Holy fuck.  Standing up, applauding you.  You win, my friend.

Honestly, I wonder how some of these people manage to survive the day without professional nursing assistance.