No, I assumed it was - but addressed it anyway in the event anyone else picked it up to make an argument.

Do you use tongs to hold that cucumber when you wash and then put it into that device, and is that device disassembled and washed out thoroughly after every use? And I doubt such a device would work very well for massaging kale.

Nah - I wash my hands thoroughly, multiple times throughout the process whenever I’m preparing a meal. I also don’t recall seeing any sushi chef at any restaurant I’ve been to wearing gloves either.

“lest your poor driver have to vacuum and deodorize the car after you exit. (Those Little Trees aren’t cutting it.)”

This might be the worst part of it all though:

Hopefully the judge will have the balls to really stick it to the asshole once the victim fingers them in court.

...and uninformed.

Since you are having such difficulty understanding something so simple and obvious, I will provide a visual aid for you to make it even more obvious:

She even actually suggests the restaurant use the bread to make breadcrumbs - she seriously doesn’t even understand what the issue is.

“How much should I argue with this?”

He’s quite proud of his childish temperament;

Its also hilarious that he always paints Trump with a completely different body / build than he actually has - basically admitting he’s an embarrassingly obese pile of lard in real life.

They'll definitely be doing some hard time.

The facts also remain that the review being referenced is not of Missoula, Montana (it is of Knoxville, Tennessee - which is not a small Western town) - and the part in quotes is not what I was responding to.

Though, as far as overall image, this is the most accurate of all:

...or this:

...and as of this moment, she has an entire two articles (if you’d even call her second one an “article”)! 

Perhaps the covers of history books in the future will be eblazoned with this image?:

“meat eaters are bad so lets make alternative foodstuffs that mimic meats and bleed?”

“When did chickens become synonymous with cowardice? A linguistic link has existed for centuries, but why?”