Yes, what I said was “I just bring a water bottle.” A water bottle is a bottle for putting water in. I did not say I bring a bottle of water.

Exactly. She has also advocated in the past for stealing soda water from (fast-food type) restaurants (the kind with self-serve soda fountains).

“It’s a drink, is it not? And by bringing your own, you are depriving the theater of sales of a bottle of water, are you not?” 

“So water doesn’t fall under the “drink” part of no outside food or drink?”

“there’s nothing illegal about bringing outside food into a theatre.”

“And as someone who thinks hungry theater patrons are “glutinous”, consider your glass house before telling others to “read better.” 

I have yet to see any posted rule regarding water bottles at any movie theater I’ve been to. But yes - if they ask to inspect it, I happily comply.

“That doesn’t mean the consumer has to oblige them in their money grab.”

Again, read better.

“I disagree..”

I don't think you understand what the term "narc" means.

There is no counterpoint. What’s fair is for you to respect / follow the rules to which you agreed when you purchased the ticket / entered someone else's property. 

I didn’t say I sneak in a $1.00 bottle of water. Read better.

Yeah, I’m capable of surviving the length of a movie without food, even - I just bring a water bottle.

I think the law varies by state, and I believe it would have to be shown that Wohl gained a benefit (financial gain, etc) and/or caused harm to the person he impersonated (defrauding / financial loss, etc) - not sure this meets that requirement under the law. Damaging the reputation of the person impersonated may or…

Not sure what movie theaters have to do with partying, but one should always respect / follow the rules when on someone else’s property - party or not.

What are the rules of sneaking food into a movie?

Ok? And?

I never said that anything happens "all the time."

15 per year isn’t zero, is it? I already pointed out that it is rare.