The prayers before the speech were just as terrifying.

Damn - staying sober is one thing, but to actually stop drinking in the middle of all this... That takes guts.

Hope you’re ready to live in the world of livestock and vermin, America.

“Kempenich said one should consider what might happen if someone panics when coming upon a group of people gathered along a public roadway.”

These four years are going to be looooooong.

Get used to it, comrade.

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

She’s too good to be President.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

(un)popular opinion: Tiffany & Co. sucks. One word: BASIC.

Pfft. You think they’re going to let that stuff continue? It’s country and elevator music only from here on out, pal.

Ain’t got no time for weeping. Humanity is stupid, ignorant, fearful, gullible, short-sighted, and so incompetent that “we” think, at best on the issue, that it might not be so bad that literally the only planet we can knowingly live on is being radically altered by our activities. “We” think that the old rich white…

Maybe if he showed that aggression at the plate instead of trying to draw walks with runners in scoring position he wouldn’t be the overpaid bum that he is.

You forgot “dullest” in your description of the characters. And the actors playing them.

Any time I read these stories, I think: how big was this fucking giant’s bladder? Two cases of tall boys on a car ride? How was the urine removed? Was he pissing in bottles? Then I think: I wonder how thick Andre’s cock was. If his finger to penis size ratio was normal, can you imagine the size of that HAWG?!

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

God...First Yeezy and T-Swift now....uhh.. A-Feezy and P-Ford (Yeah...that’s it).
This nation needs healing.

This is a brave hill to die on on the day a Muslim refugee slashes up a bunch of people on a German train, a few days after a Muslim runs over dozens of French, shortly after a Muslim kills a bunch of homosexuals in a night club.

This supposes that DC is actually any good though, which...