The Rapidly-Expanding Glen Davis Now Includes Beef, Rajon Rondo, Chris Paul
Daryl Morey On High Alert

Yeah, she seems to have really taken a pounding this year.

I haven’t made a list, but I think Andrew Wiggins is definitely outside the NBA’s top 50 players, and might be outside the top 100. It’s unclear at this point whether he is actually Good.

Angel squeezed the shit out of Kimbrel in the 9th. Granted, Kimbrel wasn’t doing himself any favors to begin with. But the delayed oh-the-crowd-is-calling-it-I-guess-I’ll-call-it-too 3rd strike against Benintendi and the bottom of 9th were big reasons the game got close.

Red Sox are now 2-0 when Bucky Dent throws out the first pitch before a playoff game in Yankee Stadium (tonight and Game 7 2004).

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

Look Tristan I know your confident and I like that in a player, but Lebron leaving is going to be an issue for you guys.

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

“Fever Itch”

Pete Davidson is an unfunny nothing. SNL sucks. Chevy Chase might be an ass, but he is correct that SNL has been bad for a really long time, and the present cast might well be the worst ever. It is time to cancel this dreck.

I’m missing the snarky, “but then what do you expect from known racists in Boston” quips. Oh yeah, this happened in Chicago. 

Leave it to the Lions to get murdered by the Jets, yet somehow beat the Patriots handily. I fully expect them to exhibit signs of competence going forward while narrowly missing the playoffs because they couldn’t beat the Jets in the season opener...

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

As a lawyer, I can say unequivocally that “We know this belongs to someone else, so we’re going to keep it until they give into our (ah?) demands” is a perfectly reasonable position to take.

Thank you for including the sunfish story link at the bottom of this gem. Greatness deserves to hang with greatness. 

Meanwhile, the Orioles’ “2018 AL East Division Participants” is still just sitting on the side of I-81.

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Don’t fuck with a girl’s tweezers

On the email topic, people who write mundane internal emails like a junior high term-paper are the worst. “Although I am not available during the currently allotted time, perhaps we can reschedule at an alternate date which is more conducive to my participation.” You don’t sound smart, you sound like an idiot.

“COOCH”!?!